For me Direct Messages (DMs) in Twitter aren't an even more depraved level of brazen sluttiness. That's what my Public Timeline (TL) is for. ;)
My DMs are a quiet corner in a really fucking public place to enjoy a more serious, one on one conversation. Very few are invited in for a chat.
Sometimes my DMs do leak out onto the TL. Hey, if it's a good line, I'm going to share it!
Tonight's was enjoyable and I thought I'd share it, lazy typing, typos, and all.
My DMs are a quiet corner in a really fucking public place to enjoy a more serious, one on one conversation. Very few are invited in for a chat.
Sometimes my DMs do leak out onto the TL. Hey, if it's a good line, I'm going to share it!
Tonight's was enjoyable and I thought I'd share it, lazy typing, typos, and all.
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:-*See you in an hour!Of course - it's only over DM's because it started with your DM to me about the viddy.may i use this conversation? publicly?Ok. I'm going to give my attention to Mrs P for the next hour. I'll look for you in sixty minutes.but i *can* entertain myself, believe it or not.i'm not tired yetIt's a slow time of day. So - are you at home in bed again? Gonna sleep, or stay up?i got it. slowly.Yes, just a random time - the "shart" clip on he dvd?27:44? Just a random time?
From last DM, a suggested title... "Slippery's Blooper Reel: So Funny You'll Shart Yourself!" Now I'm stifling giggles trying not to. ;)This is true ... "Slippery's Blooper Reel: So Funny You'll Shart Yourself! (See 27:44)"
the phrase "i shit myself" is also used to indicate intensity after "i laughed until..."i have not yet met one, but anyone can have a shart. especially when laughing...Is there such thing as sympathy excretors?i am sure sympathy vomiters would react again...Aaah yes, anal bloopers -- always a crowd pleaser!R wasnt there filming. "serving alone"and there will always be anal bloopers...it was not my intention, but i believe it was the intention of the gentleman... not really even sure it was caught on tapeBlessed are the sympathy vomiters, who always bring an extra mop ...32 minutes agoSounds like a blooper. Anything remarkable but unintended and distracting from the intention = blooper, I should think ...most people would laugh. sympathy vomiters excepted...i'm thinking blooper. funny if it turns you on. funny to others (in a sick way) as long as it's not them. not my favorite personally.Depends on who's watching, I suppose - there's a mixed bag of fetishes on Fet ...i know(In 20 minutes, it's time to make Mrs P'4 coffee - no point in sleeping now!)you know I would. is vomiting a blooper or a highlight?Haw! I'd love to see the Bloopers uploaded to Fet!
LMAO! Thanks to a DM chat, now I want to edit my "me porn" & make a Blooper video...A "best of". Or even better, "Bloopers".Of course - you're too busy living them! It'd be interesting to edit down to a one-hour "highlight reel" - Laurie's Favourites ...theyre not all just me & t. I did meet him at a gangbang with a video camera in hand... (only have mine though)yes. they are. have only seen this one though. but i have so many i havent watched them allGood stuff. In fifteen years, you can dig'em out and they'll all be fresh again. Of course, with sub-amnesia, they're prolly fresh today ...of coourse.Do you get copies as well?one of a few videos. he started it again for the drums. and he does already.Ah - so this is an excerpt from a much longer viddy? You folks will have a pretty amazing set of dvd's one day ...no. it recorded the entire thing. set up on canopy rail first. webcam.Nice that he takes such good care of his Slutophone!Had to take a few minutes to set up the camera, no doubt ...then covered us up and let us fly for a while againthat was the end of a very, very long beating. he took a break for a while (minutes, hours, years...) & came backSure, both of you out in the same place together, though? Remarkable!Mmm. I can tell he did. And yes, hitting the sticks together is usually what happens ... The sluts give a much richer tone ...way out in spacetold ya. if i wasnt i wouldve been laughingThanks for sharing that. Wow - y'all were pretty amazingly non-responsive.he said he used to playi will tell him you noticed. i wouldve been hitting the sticks together or myselfHis 'traffic control' is really good - pretty intricate patterns here and there without getting his arms tied up in knots.honestly i wouldnt know from watching that, but i know you wouldR's a drummer, too!i thought you mightWatching a viddy first ...... And she's gone back to sleep.Some Mondays are easier than others ...Me too - but Pup is up, so we're emailing ...That was it? Half an hour and you got sent home? Aw jeez ...
