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Sunday, September 12, 2010

A Slut's Life (Part 9)

*It has been an interesting past few days. These are my tweets showing what was going on while I wasn't writing here. The next couple days should be fun too, but I may be too tied up to tweet much... ;)
  • My jitters are starting to kick in for my next date. First play date with a new Sadist.
  • @hubman38 Tease
  • Football is ruined for me. Last season I spent either on my knees or bound so I could not move with a Hitachi on my clit. #JustNotTheSame :(
  • Just for @Raven24kt...
  • Well I guess that's better than nothing... @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet yeah in the shower."
  • Never found your "warm and wet"? @hardmarine "Watched cheerleaders cooked ribs. Played with cock. Good day for me
  • Damn. I thought dinner was ready. The smells coming out of the kitchen are driving me crazy! Oh well, twitter will distract me.
  • That's what friends are for! @raven24kt "A very good thing ;)"
  • I am envious. :* @raven24kt "I just love Sundays.....today was SO pleasurable."
  • @Raven24k Welcome. I love to be somebody's first. And to be part of two firsts in one day... SCORE! ;)
  • Baby steps... the sex can wait at least five more minutes... ;) @badbadgirlx "@SlipperyWhnWhet wait... I'm supposed to be having SEX? Damn."
  • Yes, I do. Welcome back to the joys of kinky sex! @badbadgirlx "You have no idea how good it feels to feel like ME again."
  • Best part is I get both sides of the story of @hubman38's date. (For all the rest of the ladies that love that ass, he got rave reviews!) ;)
  • We will just have to help ourselves. @btrlatethanneve "@SlipperyWhnWhet Me either. Hubby left today for a work trip. Dammit!"
  • Not me. Cleaning & wishing I was in a hotel. ;) @btrlatethanneve "@hubman38 @SlipperyWhnWhet sounds like you had a great morning/afternoon."
  • Not sure who I am more envious of. Miss her. @hubman38 @btrlatethanneve "@SlipperyWhnWhet introduced us, they were lovers years ago"
  • *bats eyelashes innocently* I just asked her to bring ice cream. Anything else was all you two. @hubman38 "is that what we're calling her?"
  • @hubman38 I am glad you enjoyed your ice cream.
  • I just love it when two friends hit it off so well. Tee hee! Maybe I should become a Madam. (Happy Sunday @hubman38!)
  • Enjoy! ;) (Yes, I pimp my friends. LOL!) @hubman38 "I have a breakfast date soon, thanks to @SlipperyWhnWhet who introduced me to a friend"
  • @hubman38 I still wouldn't mind that spanking, though... ;)
  • Chocolate please... @hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet yes, I believe I do! :-)" @hubman38 At the very least, now you owe me some ice cream.
  • And now I have a craving for ice cream. :(
  • My reference for @hubman38: "I so want to fuck that man!" My girlfriend's response: "I will record it ......just for you baby." Love her!
  • You'll think of something. But I should be spanked for not thinking of it sooner... @hubman38 "how to thank you if this works out..."
  • @hubman38 Send her one of those pics I like so much too. Not sure who I am more envious of... ;)
  • She wanted to know what flavor to bring. Text that too. :D @hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet you're so good to me! :-)"
  • Merry Christmas. ;) @hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet And she was a stripper? :-/"
  • @hubman38 check your DMs
  • Sorry. Stripper from bartending days @hubman38 "wait a second, I have 3 days left here and you're just telling me now about an old gf here?"
  • I could call my old girlfriend that lives there... @hubman38 "I'm craving some ice cream, who wants to bring me some?"
  • @hubman38 :)
  • Not pain. But for me both the same RT @hardmarine: @SlipperyWhnWhet awww that is a lovely look. She is having fun. Little pain on your face.
  • @hubman38 *sigh* I guess I will just have to wait...
  • Ah. And I thought it was because of the look on my face. ;) RT @hardmarine: "@SlipperyWhnWhet because it makes me hard. And that is fun."
  • Nope! @Mollena "Mullings...can anyone think of a good reason for me, at this point in my life, to •NOT• do a sexually explicit photo shoot?"
  • Now what would make you think that? @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet nice. Looks like it was fun."
  • @hubman38 How was the pool? And more importantly, did you take pics?
  • I hear that a lot too. Heard it last night reliving that photo I sent... ;) @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet mmmmm"
  • Then why do I always hear "Good girl" growled into my ear? @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet yes it did. Thanks so much. U are a bad girl."
  • I have been a very good girl. *bats eyelashes innocently* @ErichtheSheriff The sheriff is on duty, has everyone behaved?
  • What would you do with this car? Or this zucchini? ;)
  • And with whoever you want! RT @SubmissveWhore: Advantage of being unowned: I can cum WHENVER I want, HOWEVER I want, and as OFTEN as I want.
  • *sigh* I love being used as a toy, a tool, between two people... each trying to please the other more.
  • RT @Writingdirty On twitter today: non New Yorkers talk about 9/11 memories & shit, New Yorkers have brunch & get on with life. {wow, cold}
  • @SubmissveWhore Love the name change!
  • @badbadgirlx I am glad to hear you had a good time.
  • That's what she purrred... RT @OneNaughtyCop: RT @SlipperyWhnWhet I feel so much better now. <<<< that's what she said...
  • @Mollena I know what you mean about the drunks. Not even funny anymore.
  • Now for some food. For some reason I am really hungry...
  • I feel so much better now.
  • Ahhh... Much better. And that was just the appetizer! On a break. *sigh* going back for more... ;)
  • A friend of my friends is still here but leaving. I would so fuck him too! But interfering with sure thing... Horny as hell...
  • Now if you will all please excuse me, I am going to go get laid. ;D
  • SheLovesSex Yowza :) @SlipperyWhnWhet posts followup detailing her safety/vetting process:
  • Did the pic I sent give you yummy dreams? ;) @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet mmmmm maybe it will give me yummy dreams."
  • *sigh* Day 9 with no sex so far... Threesome in 6 hours. (Please don't be canceled!) Then next week... Down The Stairs
  • When I saw the eyes I knew. @feather4heather "It's really funny because many people have guessed incorrectly. :) How did you figure it out?"
  • You ought to see what I can do when I REALLY try... ;) @feather4heather "http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/ makes me wet."
  • SheLovesSex When you want to "safely" experience genuine fear - what can happen?
  • I knew it! :D @feather4heather @SlipperyWhnWhet You were right. :)
  • Hubby got this for youngest. I want one to snug on my clit under panties! Very strong vibration!
  • @feather4heather I guessed the answer to your mystery question in a comment on your blog. What I right?
  • I would love to help! @DomSigns "I will push that boundary just a bit further... would you like to lend a hand?"
  • LMAO!!! Spewed milk out of my nose!! @feather4heather "I named my bunny after @SlipperyWhnWhet because she's cute and likes to hump a lot."
  • I am a veteran. I support our troops. ;) Goodnight. @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet fucking hot. U are bad. Love it. Thank u."
  • @hardmarine I am the one in front. ;)
  • @hardmarine DM me your email.
  • Hmm... decisions, decisions... getting all hot and bothered looking through these pics...
  • @hardmarine So what do you want to see?
  • @hardmarine Taking care of something. ;)
  • I share mine. It's only fair. @hardmarine @SlipperyWhnWhet ohhhhh u want pictures. Hehe. I will have to get u some.
  • @hardmarine Pictures or it didn't happen. ;)
  • Damn I am really slacking today! Ok... cook dinner, start laundry, get off... @hardmarine "@SlipperyWhnWhet I'm working on it as we speak."
  • I agree! The others (including me) are total slackers. @hardmarine "3 of my twitter friends came while I was at work. That is bullshit."
  • Broke #3. Wrote about same Top. ;D RT @Butchtastickyle "here's a funny and practical list to remember as a blogger."
  • Busted. Again. And crying for joy...
  • WARNING: I have gone 7 days now without sex while being tortured mercilessly. Things just might get a little crazy...
  • I did. He got sick. That is part of the torture. Anticipation. @hubman38 "what happened, I thought you had a date with a couple yesterday?"
  • Aaarrrggghhh!!! I WANT SEX!!! Have I mentioned that patience is not one of my virtues?
  • Yes. http://twitter.com/following @twervert "Anyone know of a website that shows how long it's been since people you follow have tweeted?"
  • But pizza is good too! @ hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet yes I do, 2000 miles away from me :-("
  • You know where I am at... ;) @ hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet I'd love some pussy for dinner! You volunteering yours? ;-)"
  • Pussy! @ hubman38 Hmm, what to have for dinner...?
  • Um... Wow... 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records
  • SheLovesSex LOL imagine the furor if women started posting girl-cock/strapon pics to THEIR adult profiles @SlipperyWhnWhet :) (goes to get camera)
  • Damn Jersey City!!! You have read 113 pages on my blog today and are still going... glad you like it!
  • twistedmonk Why are guys on the net SO obsessed with taking pictures of their junk and posting it? I like my cock too, but I doesn't need a scrap book
  • Sure! And I will. @hecallsmecunt "That is SO hot. Can I come? Can I watch? Can he pull both of us in there???? U need to blog about this!"
  • Trying not to imagine the muffled sounds, the musty smell, the darkness...
  • Agreed to be pulled by hair into 100 year old cellar dungeon in a few days. Bound & tortured. 6 hrs min. Butterflies in tummy have started.
  • Someone took pics of me doing all sorts of nasty things. Not upset about that. Upset he hasn't send them so I can share! ;)
  • @hecallsmecunt Y not?
  • @e_lust It looks just fine in Firefox. I sent a screenshot to the "submissions.e.lust" email.
  • The truth behind the smile. ;) Happy Wanton Wednesday (early)!
  • @feather4heather Did you picture the interviewer naked with a ball gag? I did at one interview and laughed all the way home.
  • @feather4heather- how did it go?
  • Hmmm. Only 10 more hits to 17000. 2000 since Wednesday night. Most for that rape post.
  • I was just asked "How are you?" I replied "Good enough for having clothes on." Try it! :)
  • LMAO! RT @5tevenw: I think my neighbour just caught me stealing his wifi internet connec
  • @WryGuy77 It was a very pleasant chat. My sleepy eyes this morning are blamed on you. ;)
  • Good luck on the interview picture them naked with a ball gag! :D RT @feather4heather: #nervous :/
  • Opinions and assholes... As long as they talk about you. RT @hubman38: "came across a blog absolutely blasting me, someone really hates me."
  • I know you aren't and I like it! @hubman38 "@SlipperyWhnWhet I'd say I'm sorry for contributing to your horniness, but I'm not ;-)"
  • @JohnBaku Christ! (Should I say Ganesha?) @Mollena volunteered to WORK FOR FREE out of love for this community & lifestyle. Damn! WTF?
  • Hmmm... It seems no one can write on @JohnBaku's #fetlife wall now...
  • Major #Fetlife fuck up! #Mollena ROCKS!!!
  • Yes it is! :D RT @ButchtasticKyle good morning, twitter friends.. fall is in the air in the Pacific Northwest
  • @hubman38 Now I am all horny and distracted.
  • "I felt warm but had no body to feel with. I was buoyed up by currents of amazing colors..."
  • Yay! The threesome I missed out on due to vanilla party crashers is rescheduled!
  • You can take the pain. Because its beautiful. The look of suffering, the fear, the torment, the terror.
  • Trying to find a pic for a post showing the beauty of a woman in pain. Haven't found it yet. Keep stopping to masturbate.
  • @scentofsade I don't know yet. Last year I went as a kidnap and rape victim. ;)
  • Question for everyone: What are you going to be for Halloween this year?
  • @moonwytch would have been better with two cocks.
  • @moonwytch Sex toys with auto find. Great idea!