Evening Chat (Girl Talk)

* For those of you that might be trying to follow along, we are not talking tonight about the same guy I talked to this morning. ;)

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ME: You there? Switched back to computer

C: Yes, I am here
C: I haven't worn a dress for about 10 years

ME: I rarely do, but the dress code for the show was "sexy"

C: I would have worn what I always do
C: Black, black, black

ME: Wrap around dress only held shut by about 6" sewn in front. It was black

C: Whoa
C: Sexy

ME: Went past sexy and went for slutty

ME: Only problem is the stairs on the ferry are wind tunnels

C: Sweet!

ME: As well as the upper deck

C: What kind of undies?

ME: Black lacy cheeky panties with stockings

C: Sexy

ME: Easy access

ME: Top and bottom

C: Good girl

ME: Started my date out by saying I wanted a pic of me on that cross at with the curtain open at sunset over the lake

C: What do people thing when they go into his house, and see that cross?
C: It's super sexy
C: But, then I am a weirdo and think things like that are sexy

ME: Can’t miss it... But he hangs an old life ring and ship's wheel on it...

C: Well that is interesting
C: Did you get on there?
C: I have never been on one

ME: I think it is hot as hell this is built in to this nice cabin

ME: Haven’t been on it yet...

ME: Teased him a bit on it in my bra and panties the other night...

C: Maybe you SHOULD introduce me to this guy!
C: He seems to be a rare find
C: Sweet
C: AND very, very naughty
C: Just the type I like

ME: Let me test drive him a bit for you.... k?

C: No sweat
C: I'm kidding

ME: Believe me if I recommend a man it's because I KNOW what I am talking about

C: Yes....that is a nice service that you provide
C: Couldn't resist

ME: And once again blood flow has been diverted from my mind to other parts of my body...

C: Give hubby fair warning that he will be performing again tonight.....back by popular demand

ME: If I am still up when he gets home...

ME: Fair warning... I have corrupted many of my female friends...

C: Well, you would have to introduce me to the most amazing men
C: Sweet, smart, kind, fucking HOT in the sack

ME: I will start shopping for you...

C: Ok you do that
C: If only it were that easy
C: It's not for me
C: I think WAY too much

ME: There are cures for that...

C: Subspace?

ME: Well, if you could relax and enjoy enough to get there...

ME: I was thinking more about getting tied up and sensuously tormented by some talented man...

C: Oh! Well that sounds ok too!

ME: Guaranteed to get your brain good and focused...

ME: Very in the moment

ME: Damn... Now I have totally distracted myself...

C: Silly gargoyle

ME: Sorry... Thinking about crosses...

C: Crosses and cocks and crops oh my!

ME: OMG that's an awesome combo!

ME: And so stolen for my twitter status...

C: You may have it

ME: Thank you

ME: ROFLMAO.... what were we talking about anyway?

C: I don't remember
C: Something about you distracting yourself

ME: The three "C"s

ME: Damn. I wish I could go over there right now

C: Over to his place?

ME: Yes

C: I'll be back in a few
C: Landlord the fuck AGAIN!!!
C: Can't he leave me alone?
C: FUCK

ME: Fuck him...

ME: (You know it’s different when I say that...)

ME: Computer restarted

ME: Damn I hate it when that happens. ;)

ME: At least mine didn't start installing updates

ME: Wow...long time... ARE you fucking him?