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Sunday, May 2, 2010

With All Due Respect, Fuck You Sir. (Orgasm Restriction)

I am on orgasm restriction. Sir has a rule that I can not cum the day before I see him. (Not 24 hours before, but the WHOLE day of the week before. That means if I am not seeing him until Monday night that I am not allowed to cum after midnight on Saturday.) Any other time, I am required to ask for permission. I am sure the others in my home were wondering why I was groaning out loud (GOL?) at my computer this morning...

Me:    Good morning Sir. I am really looking forward to tomorrow. (I only wish it was today.) I hope to hell you have some pent up frustration to let loose on me. I need to be totally fucked up!
 
Sir:    Such a slut!
 

Me:    A very, very horny slut Sir! May I please cum?
 

Sir:     NO
 

Me:    Oh, shit. I forgot. Just paying attention to my pussy twitching every time I think about sex.
 

Sir:    You are serving tomorrow don't even touch that fucking hole!!
 

Me:    AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
 

Sir:    :D
 

Me:    I can't even THINK right now Sir. My cunt is on fire.
 

Sir:    Have I ever disappointed you?
 

Me:    Of course not Sir. Right now craving to have you beat the ever-loving-shit outta me. Craving the orgasms (hell yes I am), but for some reason craving lots of pain more... must be stress
 

Sir:    *smiles* No, you have two addictions. One to have your holes pummeled and the other to be beat.
 

Me:    Convenient how that fits in with YOUR addictions, isn't it Sir?
 

Sir:    Yep
 

Me:    Is there anything at all I can say to convince you to allow me to cum just once today Sir?
 

Sir:    Don't touch that hole naughty slut
 

Me:    AAARRRGGGHHH!!! (Again. Actually out loud!) Yes Sir.
 

Sir:    :D What a nice day!! LOL!!
 

Me:    With all due respect, fuck you Sir.
 

Sir:    Hmmm
 

Me:    (not intended to be disrespectful)
 

Sir:    Right
 

Me:    (Knew better than to say "bite me")
 

Sir:    I will contemplate today how many swats that remark was worth
 

Me:    The way I feel right now, I hope it is quite a few. Enjoy your coffee and your day Sir. And enjoy the fact that I will spend the rest of the day very, very horny and frustrated. I know I will thank you for it tomorrow... (But reminding myself of that isn't helping right now.)

I am always so grateful for this rule AFTER seeing him. My orgasms come much stronger and faster. But right now I am completely on edge! I can't think about anything BUT sex. My concentration is shot, and my breathing is heavier. (And obviously saying Fuck You to a sadist is proof of insanity.) This is torture!! Somebody needs to put handcuffs on me to keep my hands out of my pussy! Help!